I’ve seriously had efuckingnough of the “I ate dog shit with a side of compost and cigarette butts and washed it all down black coffee and piss for breakfast” breath in this office.
I. Can not. Take. ANY. FUCKING. MORE.
Mother. F.
Either I need to stop watching James Deen videos first thing in the morning (at work, slap me!)
OOORRR
I need to start bringing extra panties.
Choices…